DeSantis

A petty baby-man who threatens a nostalgic theme park, schools and groups of people for existing.

Dude, are you threatening a popular candy company just because you don't like the new character? You're such a DeSantis!

by Sienne Elle February 27, 2023

depontisate

To throw off a bridge, as in a person. (verb)

The etymology of defenestrate is such that the root, fenestra, comes from the latin word fenestra, which means "window". Defenestrate, therefore, pretty much means de-window-ate. If you dewindowate someone, what are you doing to them?
The latin word for bridge is pontis. To debridgeate someone, you need only depontisate them.

If you were to jump off a bridge and depontisate yourself, you would be committing suicide via death by autodepontization.

by ButterWang July 5, 2007

DeSantis

When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.

"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"

by chirpydalek July 12, 2022

demonishing

When some basic biatch is talking down to you at a bar, but you're right.

"She's demonishing me for drinking too much tonight"

by Basic female May 7, 2017

DeSantis World

What Ron DeSantis wants to rename Disney World. Or perhaps the entirety of Florida.

Kyle: You know what? If Ron DeSantis turns Florida into DeSantis World, we are moving to California.
Chris: Yeah, that's a good idea. DeSantis is such a dictatoral dipcrap.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2023

Dirty DeSantis

When you’re tagging someone from behind and right as you nut, you rip their mask off, scream “MASK FREE SINCE ‘93”, and shovel a handful of monoclonal antibodies and Ivermectin up their ass.

Yo! I met this dude at the proud boy rally and we started talking 2a rights and bam next thing you know we’re in the john and I gave him a raunchy Dirty DeSantis!

by hXcboyandhiscape September 5, 2021

Desantis

The greatest navy seal war hero to ever live. Fought in Nam, where he accomplished the nickname of Solid Gear Desantis. Killed 15,000 Vietnamese, without feeling any remorse. Basically, he's the baddest motherfucker to ever live. Also fought in Ultimate Fighting Championship, where he was forced to retire, due to completely breaking someones neck 360 degrees.

Dude, Desantis would have so fucked that motherfuck up.

by osuadam November 19, 2006