derka scooter

The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.

Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?

by Creature Mcgivins April 9, 2008

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Derk Jerk

The act of running rampid around a small four walled room while useing two hands to caresses ones lower region to point of eruption. You can rate your preformance by the ammount of white fluids that cover the wall.
Rooms such as parents room, bedroom, dinningroom, class room, principles office and jail cell are perfect examples of areas that the derk jerk would be most effective.

Bryce: Hey, what did you do last night?
Aaron: I did the Derk Jerk in my mothers room!
Bryce: Awsome im going to do that tonight in my sisters room
*High five*

by Houdini Master April 30, 2008

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derk

dork+jerk=derk. This word was made up by the insane people over at he disney channel

Tudgeman-Hi Kate
Kate-Get out of my way derk!

by Grandmasta J March 1, 2003

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Derka Der

A republican who (among other things) dislikes immigrants, liberals, socialists, death panels, and anyone who comes between them and Sarah Palin. Different from conservatives, libertarians, or intellectual republicans. This is the red-neck-right-wing of the party. Typically white red-necks, they are mostly protestants (primarily evangelicals) who would rather fight about creationism than reform tax policy.

ACK! Drives me crazy! I'm embarrassed to affiliate with the Republican party when I see how many Derka Ders say stupid things that end up in the news.

by repubbutnotderka May 13, 2010

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