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derpist

dude did you really lose all that money? you derpist
by DIMA Y. December 25, 2008
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derision

RONALD. Point and laught at them derisively.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."
by forestrychick November 30, 2011
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Whirling Dervish

A term of endearment for an energetic, bouncy person.
A spastic, white dancer.
Also refers to someone that is messy and chaotic, in a cute way.
Sally's excited jumping is adorable, she's such a whirling dervish!

My house was clean before that whirling dervish spent the night!

I'm not surprised Bob's son was diagnosed with ADHD, he always was such a whirling dervish!
by banana republican March 19, 2013
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Ass Debris

During a chair bomb explosion, the instantaneous release of ass particles in the form of a heavy gas capable of severe collateral damage to the olfactory nerves of nearby victims. This is a leading cause of chair pollution.
The strange odor that Jessica noticed while asking Jason a question was the result of Cletus' ass debris that was still present from his earlier visit.

Mary's nose wrinkled in confusion when she flopped down on the guest chair in Jason's office seconds after Tom deposited his ass debris into the chair and ran to the bathroom.
by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008
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Caucasian Debris

Caucasian Debris is another form of the word's (white trash) Caucasian meaning white and debris meaning trash.
Caucasian Debris is also a well known metal/funk band from Kansas City Mo
I live in a single wide trailer in a low income area with hand me down clothes so I'm considered caucasian debris compared to the upper class area's
by Dr Love66 November 30, 2010
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derrison

Derrison is the phenomena whereby the neural activities of the human body are damaged by electromagnetic waves or electromagnetic radiation (EMR) at microwave frequencies. A controversial term, as it refers to thousands of valid scientific studies that telecommunications industry refuses to acknowledge as valid, due to their weighing of economic harm as more important than biological harm. Microwave emissions can disrupt the blood brain barrier, cause calcium efflux from the neurones, alter neurotransmitter functions and disrupt DNA, leading to double strand breakages.

Etymology: "Derangement" + "Garrison"; being the disruption or damage of the defences "garrison" of the brain and central nervous system more generally.
Wordsmith and reporter Serene Branson coined the term "Derrison" at a live 2011 Grammys presentation, illustrating how lobe patterns from mobile television antennas operating at microwave frequencies can disrupt the top-down verbal processing segments of brain function.
by Hans Offmabrain May 22, 2011
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