Depreston

When a person name Preston makes you sad

My friend Preston made me depreston

by M.jacob February 16, 2020

Depressure

The sentiment of depression resulting from the pressure of seminal fluid (not-getting laid).

Friend1: Do you want to have a drink with the guys later?
Friend 2: No, I just have no will to do anything tonight, it must be the depressure.

by Pilgrim4 October 23, 2012

That's Depressing

A statement usually used at the end of an answer that is not expected or not wanted. usually not used in the more serious lament, most often used as a joke when something seems amise.

John: Hey wanna hang out today?
Leslie: Sorry I can't I gotta work tonight, I'm busy all week so we probably won't be able to hang for a few days.
John: That's Depressing....

by Ferdinand Maximilian December 5, 2010

depreshon

when ur left on read and ur so hurt and emoshonally broken that u have to post it on twitor

jooe didn’t respond to my message, i have cwippling depreshon

by Riseofping October 9, 2021

✨ depreshon ✨

✨ depreshon ✨ is smtg u get when ur emoshonally broken after being left on read D:
it is the worst type of ☹️, but luckily it goes away after a while

✨ depreshon ✨ is not to be confused with depreshon, and IS NOT THE SAME AS DEPRESSION

johnny left me on read, I have

✨ depreshon ✨

fuck u Jennifer

by Riseofping October 9, 2021

Depressn’ts

the correct way to say antidepressants

Bro-dude 1: Did you take your depressn’ts yesterday?
Bro-dude 2: Yeah man, I feel alright today
Bro-dude 1: Good job bro, keep up the good work.

by la.estrella November 14, 2019

depreshion

The thing that fake egirls and eboys say to make people think they are edgy and sad but it's really just some kid wanting clout online. Mostly used on tiktok and instagram

Omg guys I think I have Depreshion 😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺

by Totally Not Kokichi November 21, 2021