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delivariables

n. pl. c/f advertising. the demands set out in a brief for the agency to deliver to the client on a given date, agreed upon at length, set in stone, and destined to be changed over and over again until the deadline passes.
suit: we need a new campaign by the end of the day

creative team: (sigh) Not a chance in hell.... What are the delivariables?
by el revez August 8, 2006
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debliverate

the act of smashing or killing something with a field hockey stick into nothing
If you dont stop, im going to debliverate you.
The bug kept attacking me so i debliverated it
by devandaudrey October 19, 2010
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The Deliverance

This sexual postion requires 4 particapants. 2 male and 2 female or 4 female. The act requires the two females to be making out while the other 2 participants perform the rusty banjo on the females. For best results perform during the dueling banjo scene of the movie Deliverence. Hence the name.
Anne-Marie and Jody were so horny they wanted Lyall and Travis to perform the Deliverance on them.
by DdoubleRS October 9, 2008
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Karma Deliverance

A form of revenge where you never say anything and everyone think's it's Karama.

When someone does you or someone you are connected with wrong and you let it go but underhandedly, secretly without ever saying anything, pay the person back by doing them wrong.
Don't sleep... he'll get his Karma Deliverance for this no doubt.
by Kewk August 21, 2020
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Meaningful Deliverables

A common excuse given to skip an event, appointment or gathering.
I’m sorry I cannot attend the family reunion as I have too many meaningful deliverables.
by Wlumpkin July 23, 2023
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Final Deliverable

To suck one's own dick because one cannot find another person to do it for them.
Kimball, go administer a Final Deliverable to yourself.
by Dankowski161 September 18, 2006
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Delivering the news

When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.
Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.
by Se7en November 17, 2006
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