Awkwardness Denial Disorder

This is a serious disorder thats most commonly found in insecure teenage girls, who talk alot about how awkward a boy is in there school, but in real life there the ones who are truely awkward. This disorder is an attempt to raise there self esteem and to appear less awkward then they really are.

She suffers from Awkwardness Denial Disorder...so if she calls yous call you awkward just slap her!.

Awkwardness Denial Disorder by snookiismylife August 23, 2010

female orgasm denial 

Another term for the practise of edging whereby you are sexually stimulated until you are close to orgasm but you are not taken over. This keeps you aroused and can lead to a denial high if maintained over a longer period. Specifically this applies to women doing it.
Orgasm denial tends to be used when it's applied to longer periods and is often part of a dominant submissive relationship.

My libido was low so I tried some female orgasm denial instructions on edging.space and now I'm horny as fuck

female orgasm denial by SecretTrainer December 21, 2018

dental work 

Hollywood code for plastic surgery (such as boob jobs, brow lifts, liposuction, tummy tucks, etc.). Coined by comedienne Kathy Griffin, who has had plenty of "dental work" herself. Used to subtly indicate someone has plastic surgery.

"Ashlee Simpson has had some dental work done lately, if you know what I mean."

dental work by lalalorlor134 September 22, 2009

dental plan, lisa needs braces 

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

dental plan, lisa needs braces by Olly J July 8, 2005

Pokemon Denial 

When someone who grew up in the 1990s (and therefore was hopelessly obsessed with Pokémon, just as any healthy child was) claims that they were never interested in it.

Ironically this is in an attempt to look cool but the truth being that if they did not like Pokémon as a child (which they blatantly did) they would have been shunned by their peers, the effects of which would still be continuing today.

Tom: hey Steve... when you were a child what was your favourite Pokémon?
Steve: my favourite what?
Tom: Pokémon...
Steve: was that the japanese thing with the yellow monster called Pika something... i was never interested in that!
Tom: your in Pokemon denial.

Pokemon Denial by thefaceoftom January 9, 2010

doc marten dental plan 

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.

The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.

doc marten dental plan by Alcore September 23, 2006

Dental Mullett 

A dental mullett when people have beautiful teeth in the front and nasty teeth in the back.

Mel doesnt smile too wide, she doesnt want to show the world her dental mullett

Dental Mullett by Jill Lemoine October 24, 2008