Verb - Dominated
The act by which one jumps onto and viciously dry humps an unsuspecting victim (not restricted to, but preferably of the same sex) while triumphantly shouting "DOMINATED!". The purpose of which is to humiliate, challenge sexual orientation and remind the victim that you are, for at least the present moment, the master of their pathetic existence. The level by which one can amplify their dominance over another can be directly correlated to the publicity that the action of "dominating" will receive, the spontaneity of the event, and the factor of inappropriateness relating to the environment surrounding the time "domination".
All are points to be taken into consideration when attempting to dominate an individual.
While research in the field is ever expanding, experts on the matter believe that the current apex of "domination" over another could theoretically be achieved by dominating either Oprah Winfrey or the Pope during their acceptance speech in the event that they ever receive a Nobel Peace Prize. It is believed that one who could achieve such a feat would shortly thereafter transcend human existence and become a living god.
The act by which one jumps onto and viciously dry humps an unsuspecting victim (not restricted to, but preferably of the same sex) while triumphantly shouting "DOMINATED!". The purpose of which is to humiliate, challenge sexual orientation and remind the victim that you are, for at least the present moment, the master of their pathetic existence. The level by which one can amplify their dominance over another can be directly correlated to the publicity that the action of "dominating" will receive, the spontaneity of the event, and the factor of inappropriateness relating to the environment surrounding the time "domination".
All are points to be taken into consideration when attempting to dominate an individual.
While research in the field is ever expanding, experts on the matter believe that the current apex of "domination" over another could theoretically be achieved by dominating either Oprah Winfrey or the Pope during their acceptance speech in the event that they ever receive a Nobel Peace Prize. It is believed that one who could achieve such a feat would shortly thereafter transcend human existence and become a living god.
An ideal example of being dominated (During wedding)
Preacher - “...And do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love and cherish in sickness
and in health, as long as you both shall live?”
Bride - “I do”
Preacher (to Groom) - “Congratulations, you may now kiss the Bride.”
Groom leans in to kiss his new wife... Best Man jumps onto Groom’s back knocking him to the floor, humping like a HIV Machine the whole way down, in front of all of his friends, family and in-laws. Groom’s character, sexual orientation and general worth as a person are critically called into question by all in attendance.
Best Man (triumphantly) - “DOMINATED!”
Bride - “I need a real man like this hunk of confidence!” (Throws herself lustfully at Best Man)
Best Man - “Thanks Urban Dictionary!”
Preacher - “...And do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love and cherish in sickness
and in health, as long as you both shall live?”
Bride - “I do”
Preacher (to Groom) - “Congratulations, you may now kiss the Bride.”
Groom leans in to kiss his new wife... Best Man jumps onto Groom’s back knocking him to the floor, humping like a HIV Machine the whole way down, in front of all of his friends, family and in-laws. Groom’s character, sexual orientation and general worth as a person are critically called into question by all in attendance.
Best Man (triumphantly) - “DOMINATED!”
Bride - “I need a real man like this hunk of confidence!” (Throws herself lustfully at Best Man)
Best Man - “Thanks Urban Dictionary!”
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A value in mathematics - fractions - that is symbolic of mathematicians making unnecessarily complicated what should be very simple.
"Why do they call it 'the denominator', why don't they just call it 'the bottom number'? I mean, it sounds like an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie! 'I AM THE DENOMINATOR.'"
by Tsaalyo September 27, 2009
Get the The denominator mug.Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010
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Although every mind or human life exists across place and time, we each within us resonate in a singular to ourselves, though collective in shared experience- divine primordial harmony.
Myths and insights of different kind can inform without conflict to another, truth and fact are resolved at the level of meaning, and parallel self-contained human experiences can be held together where difference of interpretation is simply more evidence to the complexity of the lived individual as a phenomena.
NDJF as a psychic super position allows one to draw from influences and elements without being required to defend or have loyalty to any one in particular to reference or to be informed by however how in whatever way, and that there is often wisdom in pastiche of whatever assembled shade.
Rational and irrational actors share the stage.
Excited anticipation or dread filled avoidance are both relationships with what is to come. All that is required is human nature and intuition paired with any imaginable collective theory of mind or nod to the collective unconscious to ponder how we sway.
Wizened consultation with the interior self world is an excellent way to guide one's predictions for the exterior if done so with bravery.
Although every mind or human life exists across place and time, we each within us resonate in a singular to ourselves, though collective in shared experience- divine primordial harmony.
Myths and insights of different kind can inform without conflict to another, truth and fact are resolved at the level of meaning, and parallel self-contained human experiences can be held together where difference of interpretation is simply more evidence to the complexity of the lived individual as a phenomena.
NDJF as a psychic super position allows one to draw from influences and elements without being required to defend or have loyalty to any one in particular to reference or to be informed by however how in whatever way, and that there is often wisdom in pastiche of whatever assembled shade.
Rational and irrational actors share the stage.
Excited anticipation or dread filled avoidance are both relationships with what is to come. All that is required is human nature and intuition paired with any imaginable collective theory of mind or nod to the collective unconscious to ponder how we sway.
Wizened consultation with the interior self world is an excellent way to guide one's predictions for the exterior if done so with bravery.
"Non Denominational Jungian Futurism was revealed to me in a dream."
-Elysium-
"Don't let your themes stay just dreams stuck in ancestral memes while you're trapped by legacy seams too wed to teams to ponder your own dream themes and what they might really mean."
-Anonymous when pondering Non Denominational Jungian Futurism-
-Elysium-
"Don't let your themes stay just dreams stuck in ancestral memes while you're trapped by legacy seams too wed to teams to ponder your own dream themes and what they might really mean."
-Anonymous when pondering Non Denominational Jungian Futurism-
by ElysiumPurcellium September 18, 2023
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You can't give an honest opinion on fedd back forms in case someone is offended? Talk about the society of the lowest common denominator!
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Person #2: "Hey, isn't that Common Denominator by Justin Bieber ?"
Person #1: "It is !"
Person #2: "I love that song, but I can't find the right lyrics on the net"
Person #1: "Neither can I, who understands a song about math anyway ?"
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