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You Delicious Bastard

A colloquial term for a cigarette. Often used affectionately by addicted smokers.
"Cigarettes have finally killed me. Like they killed my father, my father's father, my mother's father, my mother and her father. I just can't seem to give the damn things up. I love them! Sweet...smoky...cigarettes.

*sigh* You Delicious Bastard!"
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horribly delicious  

when something tastes so good that a person can not help but eat an excessive amount of it, causing the person to either gain wieght or feel sick.
The cookies they served at the party yesterday were so horribly delicious that I ate a ton and threw up when I got home.

Vicious Delicious 

A) An incredible album by the Israeli Techno Trance band Infected Mushroom

B) Vinay Raghavan
A) Did you hear Becoming Insane on Vicious Delicious??

B) Did you see Vicious Delicious get that spike??

delicious 

Used to describe someone who is very attractive and/or has tremendous sex appeal.
See Billie Joe Armstrong.
The lead singer of Green Day is delicious.
delicious by Haushinka November 18, 2003

delicious 

Food that taste very, very, good.
This chocolate cake is delicious!
delicious by Chris Lewis May 19, 2004

walt bagwell delicious 

Something so delicious it makes you say "this ___ is delicious."
Will: Can't you imagine him saying, "this gum is delicious."? This gum IS walt bagwell delicious!

delicious 

A hottie that has it all. Brains, Bod, Personality, Tude, A True Goddess...
She is so delicious - a total package. Just the thought of her is enough to make me loose my mind.
delicious by Dee-li-chus May 8, 2003