ejectile dysfunction

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010

Detective

A police officer who has surpassed his counterparts and has a God given gift to do police work. One who drags demons out into the light. There is a reason their badges are gold and not silver, it's called cunning, slick, smart, dedicated, hard working, inquisitive, tactful, clever, cream of the crop and intimidating, just a few adjectives that describe Detectives. A Detective is a high caliber police officer assigned to investigate all crimes including major crimes, they are "go to" guys who figure things out and solve problems. Men of Gold

"It wasn't a regular cop that called me it was a Detective!"

"This is serious, Call the detectives"

"The Detective solved the crime"

by BobbyA4 November 14, 2013

no duh detective

Nicer way of sayin no shit sherlock. Used commonly at my school by the youngsters.

Nerd- Man..i really do suck. I need a LIFE!

Kool dude- No duh detective

by R@nd0m March 4, 2008

Ace Detective

Another name for Detective Pardo while he is on the hunt for the Miami Mutilator or taking down degenerates that want their fifteen minutes of Fame.

Remember when the Ace Detective cleared out a cargo ship full of Columbian scum only relying on his rugged good looks and THICK SKIN?
Remember when the Ace Detective used his THICK SKIN to survive that nuclear warhead?

by MosbeyBarney June 18, 2019

defective user

A derogatory term used to describe a computer user who has caused computer errors through their own actions.

Also commonly known as an I.D.10-T error (l33t-speak for idiot)

Nerd 1: "So did you find the problem with Cathy's spreadsheet?"
Nerd 2: "You bet - defective user."
Both laugh knowingly.

by James Fraser January 31, 2008

Detective Mittens

A scary fucking cat.

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!

by writergirljds December 7, 2011

Detective Mills

When a naked man is on top of a woman & tries to tickle her. His penis is between her legs & she laughs so hard that she farts. Causing a vibration on his penis.

Larry was naked & jumped on top of me. He tickled me so bad gave him a Detective Mills! Lol

by #FreeMason September 10, 2019