definitely_not_via 

People with this username are the following, pretty, kind, lively, and over all amazing.

Person 1: what’s your username?
Person 2: definitely_not_via
Person 1: OMG we should be besties

definitely_not_via by The sus queen December 30, 2021

Definitely don't do this

If it's reverse psychology or I'm actually insinuating that you SHOULD do it...

Hym "When I say 'definitely don't do this' it means 'do it' and then when I tell you to do things it means don't do it? 'MORALITY DOESN'T APPLOI TO ME WHEN I'M DOING IT FOR MY KIDS! YOU HAVE TO DO MY INCEST CULT AND I DON'T!' That is what this is."

Definitely don't do this by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
It has multiple meanings
1st A Really Beautiful and Sexy Girl/Women

2nd Ur Pussy probably Taste Great Less Filling"

U tell a Girl/Women ur Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
Means "Beautiful and Sexy Taste Great Less Filling"
Ya know how a person starts eating

Doritos r really addictive and cheese puff r ok but really messy

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff" by 70RR 007 October 22, 2025

totally definitely real 100% not clickbait 

a sarcastic way of saying something is obviously fake/ a joke

guys i got 10 billion robux totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

totally definitely real 100% not clickbait by capythany April 28, 2023

Oh Definitely! 

Said when something is too awesome for all other words or word phrases. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or a verb. When you say it, you must exclaim it in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice. If you use it wrong, you're dumb.

The opposite is Oh Never! Which is used when you are describing or reacting to something that is terrible or something that you would never do.

Noun: "She's an Oh Definitely!"
Verb: "I would Oh Definitely her!"
Adjective: "That girl is so Oh definitely!"
Or simply: "OH DEFINITELY!!"

Oh Definitely! by Big D Magic June 25, 2010

Hi-definitely

Equivalent to "I definitely" but said in a manner to reference Hi-Def televisions to vividly emphasize your point.

"Hi-definitely see her breasts popping out of her dress over there"

Hi-definitely by Pogue2012 June 13, 2008

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020