definately 

"definitely," as blogged, emailed, or texted by a complete moron.

"There is definately at least one A in 'definitely.'"

definately by Curt McGirt July 29, 2007

Definitely the pancakes 

Used as a comical response to any "Who did it" question.
Also a popular blog on wordpress.

"Who commited the crime"
"It was definitely the pancakes!"

Definitely the pancakes by Ohholyoneandrew February 2, 2009

definitely

In contemporary English, "definitely" means "never". A face-saving maneuver in conversation...when somebody says definitely, it's an up-front lie.

"Hey, we should get coffee some time and hang out!"
"Uh...Yeah, definitely!"

definitely by Michelle M. May 1, 2008

Definitely

Use this when talking sarcastically.

Person 1: I definitely hooked up with her.
Person 2: Cool.
Person 3: Are you being sarcastic?
Person 1: Yeah.

Definitely by Skyboxfan October 22, 2018

definikely

a clever combination of the amazingly useful words: "definitely" and "technically"
Used when trying to stress just how definite something is...or just for a laugh.

Jess was definikely my favorite character...

definikely by this one girl January 22, 2007

dafinitely

"definitely" spelled in an even more fucked up way than "definately;" sprouted from internet idiotism rather than common sound to spelling misinterpretation

omgo mg runescape is dafinitely teh best gaem evar!!11

dafinitely by Merriam-Webstar July 13, 2007

definately 

A word used in place of "definitely" by the same people who write (or say) "agreeance" in place of "agreement" and "grammer" in place of "grammar".

We are definately in agreeance that your grammer is impeccable.

definately by DrSamba March 30, 2010