By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.
I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file
by big gunline December 21, 2020
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The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Fallout Addict: "Dude I just vaporized a Deathclaw with that plasma defender! WOO HOO!!!"
Bob: People still play fallout?
Bob: People still play fallout?
by thefalloutaddict July 22, 2011
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Bob the shit defender can't stop making excuses for the War in Iraq, insisting that George W. Bush and his cabinet had every right reason to embark on this failed endeavor.
Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.
Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.
Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.
Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.
by Internet User 927 May 14, 2010
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Guy 1: Ayo this Guy 2 is a sex offender.
Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.
Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender
Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.
Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender
by Chicken the professional dummy May 26, 2021
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Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.
by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018
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A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.
A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.
Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.
by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008
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