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lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.
Lie detectors are stupid.
by David March 6, 2004
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Deflector Dome

1) A person with a very large, misshapen cranium, and cannot or does not remember or understand basic instruction 5 minutes after they have heard them and acknowledged said instructions.

2) Someone who says, "O.k.", "I will get it done." or "Aye, Sir!" while staring blankly and obviously not grasping the information given.

3) Someone who has more interest in the bright lights overhead rather than interpreting the information given.

4) A term meaning it is like they have deflector shields in or around their head to keep out any and all pertinent information.
Mike has a huge deflector dome! Information seems to just bounce right off that guy!
by R.J. P.O.W. August 30, 2007
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Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
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spunk deflectors

A geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (spunk). A must for any (bukakee) participant.
"dude that chicks wearing spunk deflectors she's definetly into (facials)".
by hunley January 4, 2012
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Retard Detector

When you hold your hand out at someone and if your invisible Retard Detector beeps their retarded.
Hey my Retard Detector started beeping near you so that means you're Retarded
by GreenBeanMan March 14, 2021
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alabama lie detector

A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.
"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"
by sfy January 6, 2008
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sperm detector

Gaudy neon light accessories placed on the bottom of cars and motorcycles. So named because they are reminescent of the body fluid scanners used on "CSI" and "The Da Vinci Code."
(1) Whoa dude you got a sperm detector for your car? You're big pimpin now.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.
by nerak June 14, 2006
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