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Defecate

I need to defecate
by Kkreckless May 5, 2016
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I'm totally gonna defecate on her pro-life stance in Debate tomorrow.
by eclecticbass November 12, 2010
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Defecate

The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free
Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.
by President Palin :( August 3, 2010
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Defacately

A compound word from; Defacate- To void feces from the bowels or "Shit", and the word Definitely- Refers specifically to a judgment or description that serves as a standard or reference point for others or "Ya". Baisically Shit Ya!
Steve-
"Hey Gregg wanna get jacked out of our minds with these shrooms?"
Gregg-
"Defacately!!!"
by Poonslammer May 1, 2012
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Delicately Folded

adjective-

1.
a feeling of contentment, simple satisfaction, when your worries are settled though most likely unresolved
( after a couple glasses of wine I was feeling delicately folded)
2.

Vaginas
( her vagina was delicately folded)
by Cannedwineexpert April 13, 2019
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Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably
*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.
by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019
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definately

'Definately' enjoys a subtly different meaning from 'definitely'.
If some item x is definitely f (i.e. it definitely has the property of f-ness), then it must be f in some perfect, absolute, non-finite way.
By contrast, if some item x is definately f then x is f by definition, or is the very definition of f-ness.
The former is an ontological claim, whereas the latter is conceptual/semantic.
That's why all us clever people who spell by rational deduction rather than blind repetition use both spellings, to distinguish our precise meanings.
Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definately be too late.
by philip mark young August 4, 2007
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