I walked in on something that struck me as more of a pug seduction than a real attempt to get me into the sack!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
Get the pug seduction mug.Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).
An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.
An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.
"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.
"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.
"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"
by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009
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someone who seduces other people.
me: i totally seduced this twenty year old the other night
friend: no way! you're only sixteen!
me: i know, i'm such a seductionist
friend: no way! you're only sixteen!
me: i know, i'm such a seductionist
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Sulty: "You're right. Now they think I'm really liberal."
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Sulty: "You're right. Now they think I'm really liberal."
by hashash007 August 22, 2009
Get the Awksidation Reduction mug.In social science, seduction is the process of deliberately enticing a person to engage. The word seduction stems from Latin and means literally "to lead astray". As a result, the term may have a positive or negative connotation. Famous seducers from history or legend include Lilith, Giacomo Casanova and the character Don Juan.
Seduction, seen negatively, involves temptation and enticement, often sexual in nature, to lead someone astray into a behavioral choice they would not have made if they were not in a state of sexual arousal. Seen positively, seduction is a synonym for the act of charming someone — male or female — by an appeal to the senses, often with the goal of reducing unfounded fears and leading to their "sexual emancipation". Some sides in contemporary academic debate state that the morality of seduction depends on the long-term impacts on the individuals concerned, rather than the act itself, and may not necessarily carry the negative connotations expressed in dictionary definitions.
Seduction, seen negatively, involves temptation and enticement, often sexual in nature, to lead someone astray into a behavioral choice they would not have made if they were not in a state of sexual arousal. Seen positively, seduction is a synonym for the act of charming someone — male or female — by an appeal to the senses, often with the goal of reducing unfounded fears and leading to their "sexual emancipation". Some sides in contemporary academic debate state that the morality of seduction depends on the long-term impacts on the individuals concerned, rather than the act itself, and may not necessarily carry the negative connotations expressed in dictionary definitions.
The less intelligent section of the public loves to dwell on the possibilities of sexual seduction under the influence of hypnosis.
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by Emberlix February 19, 2005
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Pronunciation: \'sen(t)-sh(e-)wel'si-'dek-shen\
Function: noun
Etymology: d o double g
Date: 1971
1 a : title of song popularized by rapper Snoop Dogg.
1 b : the act of allowing a woman – during sex - to orgasm first.
Pronunciation: \'sen(t)-sh(e-)wel'si-'dek-shen\
Function: noun
Etymology: d o double g
Date: 1971
1 a : title of song popularized by rapper Snoop Dogg.
1 b : the act of allowing a woman – during sex - to orgasm first.
1 a : <Yo nigga! Let’s smoke some weed and pop in the OG’s new song - Sensual Seduction.>
1 b : <I’m gonna take my time! She gonna get hers before I. I’m gonna take it slow. I’m not gonna rush to stroll. So she can get a Sensual Seduction. - Snoop Dogg>
1 b : <I’m gonna take my time! She gonna get hers before I. I’m gonna take it slow. I’m not gonna rush to stroll. So she can get a Sensual Seduction. - Snoop Dogg>
by gangsta will January 19, 2008
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