decked

to get punched ususally in the face once and fall to the floor

I DECKED my brother yesterday it was cool

by butt muncher545 December 16, 2008

DeCrescenzo

A person, almost always a man, who has acheived the highest level of sexual efficacy, who can be best described as a gentle and thorogh lover.

Wow, that Anthony is a real DeCrescenzo.

by AntDecco October 28, 2007

decrepit

Broken down with age.

The decrepit vagabond morosely and conspicuously spied on the young and tempting females from a distance.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Decedy

A Rock/Punk/Pop band from St.Louis Missouri who tours around the surrounding cities hoping for a chance and following a dream.

"hey man lets go see the decedy show in kannas city"
"alright man they were awesome in chicago"

by hiefhiuefwbwfvebhwve February 9, 2012

Shingle Decked

When your having sex with two or more women on the roof of a home missionary style. However, before you cum you flip the women over and jizz on there backs instead. This way the skeet will fill the scratches left behind by the shingles, and possibly prevent infection.

"Hey yo Jake, those two girls that i shingle decked last night ended up in the hospital because there backs burnt too much..."

by diabetesmanjake September 23, 2009

The Decree of Dual Desires

A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.

Megan: So, Joe, you got any fetishes? ;)
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!

by EarlobeFetishMan February 4, 2014

Decked

Past tence of "Deck"

When a person is pulled to the floor by another person in a surprising and explosive manner.

John: "I'm gonna deck you"
Grandmother: "please don't, I'm old"
John: "shutup"
John: *slams his grandmother to the ground*
John: "get decked, bitch"

by Uneducated in general April 25, 2020