decommentamination

The act of removing comments that people have posted to your blog or facebook status.

After those jerks posted those nasty comments to my blog, I had to go into decommentamination mode on the post.

by euphman October 2, 2009

decombust

/dee-cum-bust/

Verb

Unconsume by fire.
• to be unconsumed by fire

Origin
LATIN
Uncomburere
Unburn up

LATIN
Uncombustus

ENGLISH
uncombust
Unburned,
Uncalcined

"In the year 4836 the sun will decombust; thus we beeth fucketh." -Tupac's 9th symphony

Teacher: "when something unburns, what do we call that?"

Little Johnny: " when something unburns it decombusts!"

by PistolWhipYourAsspole January 1, 2017

vaginal decompressant

something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina

My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.

by big pick 20 May 22, 2007

switch to decaf

Saying used to tell someone to chill out or calm down. Usually used when dealing with overly energetic annoying people.

That guy Sal at the party just wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept talking over everyone, so I told him to "switch to decaf" or leave.

by flyindutchman April 9, 2015

decaf

Coffee without coffee

"What the shit is up with this coffee?"
"It's decaf"
"There's no coffee in decaf!"

by El Diablo2 December 25, 2007

Decoders

decoders - a way of speaking that was developed by the musomba brothers & their close friends as a way of in the mid to late 90s.

It is a type of slang and or "decode" in which people can communicate with another without letting others who shouldn't here the current conversation, or who the conversation could be about be knowledgeable of of even if the person being talked about is present.

Example:

Dan: "foon left?" (foon interpretation of a "fine girl")

Somba: "ummmm..nah ur on crack"

Dan: " *laughs* well i couldn't really see"

Somba: "nah u lost points for today & tomorrow" (meaning he lost cool points for false claiming a good looking female for one that wasn't)

Dan: " wrong my decoders won"

by sombasan3 June 15, 2009

Decaffitated

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.

I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.

by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010