The one sober person at a party or bar who leaves first acting like a complete drunk fool to divert law inforcement attention so the rest of the ppl who are actually drunk can leave without fear of persecution.
James is gonna be the Designated Decoy tonight so the rest of us are free to get completely shit-house drunk.
by Newt76 October 26, 2007
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a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing
or 2) shoplift
a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing
or 2) shoplift
1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop
2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag
2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag
by Lloydski5000 September 26, 2007
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A sexy beast with a big cock
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
Get the decky mug.1. dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc with regard to the act of top decking.
2. the quality or state of being deckorous; orderliness; regularity; efficiency; justice; stealth.
2. the quality or state of being deckorous; orderliness; regularity; efficiency; justice; stealth.
I heard some young ruffian top decked that nice irish theme pub, even though their prices were reasonable and the beer tasty.
Such an act violates deckorum.
Such an act violates deckorum.
by Hauntedddd October 5, 2009
Get the Deckorum mug.An extra pair of panties that a girl brings out with her to leave at the house of a date/one night stand. They are usually a size or two smaller so the finder thinks she was smaller/thinner than she really is.
by tmwiggins January 7, 2011
Get the Decoy Panties mug.Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.
Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
by Lt. Magnus January 6, 2012
Get the Decoy Food mug.A person who is new to a/your waterfowl hunting squad. This job title evolves packing the decoys from the truck in the dark and setting the spread up also cleaning up after the hunt.
"There's this guy from work who wants to come out and slam some birds this weekend." ""Okay but he Beter have his own gun and he's definitely decoy bitch""
by crayk8d August 23, 2015
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