Deceptibonk

A popular YouTuber/artist from the country known as Latvia. She currently has 50,000+ subscribers on her gaming channel and 60,000+ subscribers on her art/vlog channel.

Guy #1: Deceptibonk is like, my favorite YouTuber ever!!!

by Omnishun May 25, 2014

Decepticon

1. A girl who dresses well and takes photo shopped pictures so she is preceived better looking the she actually is. In most cases this female is not attractive at all.

Bro, bitch was a total decepticon!

by DeanMachine84 March 25, 2013

Deception

The act of deceiving another. An action used for personal gain by lying to someone. If you tell are lie, and they believe you, you are deceiving them; deception.

The art of successfully using deception is a skill worth mastering if you know how to use it.

by kyle.biddle January 23, 2011

Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

Decepticon

The decepticons were military hardware built by the quintessons. Being programmed for war they typically fight to secure the land and wipe out the enemy. Sold to the highest bidder alien races bought them and used them as soldiers to win wars. They were also used by the quintessons as soldiers to watch over cybertron and protect the quintesson rulers. Alongside the quintesson guardian robots. The counter part to the decepticons were the peaceful autobots who were built to be workers. The autobots were consumer goods products for the quintessons. When transforners started gaining sentience, and started developing emotions, they started realizing they were slaves. An autobot named A3 who would later be known as Aloha Trion rose up as an autobot resistance leader. The Autobots and Decepticons united and overthrew their quintesson slave masters who had become abusive, petty and indifferent to the emotional needs of their slaves. The autobots established a democratic society. Unfourtunately being built and programmed for war this did not suit the Decepticons. Under the autobot rule they would become workers or just non violent peacekeepers. This contradicted the decepticons programmed instincts and their culture. In time the Decepticobs came to view the autobots as oppressors. If A3 could turn the Autobot slave brand into a symbol of freedom. The Decepticons would turn the decepticon badge into a symbol that represents that they are the rulers and will never be slaves again.

Those decepticons try to wipe us out and oppress us. But yet they think that living peacefully amongst us is a form of slavery or oppression. A decepticon only understands kill and take.

by Carjackercracker June 27, 2014

Extra Sensory Deception

Extra Sensory Deception - or ESD - is the sensation of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket or holster, even though it's not there.

I just had some Extra Sensory Deception. I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it wasnt there. It was sitting on the desk across the room! Damn ESD!

by SkaWtT July 19, 2014

Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.

by dorktron March 15, 2011