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alabama lie detector

A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.
"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"
by sfy January 6, 2008
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defector

usually defined as someone or a party that consciously abandons their home or default party, country or military affiliation and is usually considered illegal by the default association.

the definition started in the military, as someone who "defects" to the opposing party...meaning "to switch sides".

commonly used for refugees attempting to leave north korea. see example below:
"north korea is a nightmare. i know someone who actually managed to defect from that communist hellhole and apply for legal status in south korea as a defector"
by anon486 March 7, 2010
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sperm detector

Gaudy neon light accessories placed on the bottom of cars and motorcycles. So named because they are reminescent of the body fluid scanners used on "CSI" and "The Da Vinci Code."
(1) Whoa dude you got a sperm detector for your car? You're big pimpin now.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.
by nerak June 14, 2006
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Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.
Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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Tramp Detector

An individual or object that can setect loose females(tramps) in a crowd of people by the look in their eyes. In a group of friends there is always one Tramp Detector.
Dylan Thoemke: Whoa, dude there is a hot tramp across the bar.

Michael: How can you tell shes a tramp?

Dylan Thoemke: The tramp detector in my pants is going off.
by Vladamir Cosak April 16, 2011
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Radar Detector

When a car is driving ahead of you and just a little faster than you.
See that red car up there? He's my radar detector.

That Toyota just got pulled over, I had better slow down until I find myself another radar detector.
by Harmony08 October 4, 2010
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detectorist

A person who uses a metal detector to find coins or gold in the dirt.
My detectorist buddy found some coins at the beach.
by J. Moses August 27, 2007
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