Deacism

Deacism is the theory that nature just likes messing with the human race. It was coined to explain why the common theory of Darwinism or Natural selection, repeatedly, does not hold true for humans as it does for other animal species.

Your friend proved himself to be a product of Deacism by sticking his tongue in a light socket.

by Mad_pyro February 11, 2009

Danism

Religion by the great Dan. Related to Communism, followers pledge loyalty to emperor Dan and the TI-84 seal of genius.

Danism is the best!

by Merriam-Webster February 21, 2023

Danism

An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.

"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."

by Sweeneypod August 10, 2019

Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.

Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!

by Danist October 16, 2010

danism

when a person or persons keep moaning/arguing at a person named dan.

This Is Danism

by Lil-Dan November 2, 2008

Delanism

a person who enjoys candle wax being put on their privates, and rubs sheep blood on their face at the same time, if you harm someone with delanism, they will think of creative ways to rape you

"dude i shot a kid with delanism and they got shamoo on my ass.... literally" - Derek S.

by Brian & Ryu May 13, 2005

Deaism

using an excuse that you are very extremely hungry in order to start an uplifting conversation

D : Hey Bro, i have been stuck in gunung sahari traffic for 30 minutes, I feel Deaism up in here!
R : I knew it... Deaism strike again

by rayloveswork September 17, 2013