Deal
Deal with it and don't be a pain in the ass!
Don't ask any fucking questions, read into anything or give me lip; just fucking do it, deal with it and shut the fuck up!
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it's a word with many meanings, and one of the best ones is that its another term for a penis. the word is especially used by talk show host david letterman, who often refers to the male apendage as a "deal" in his dirty jokes.
on letterman last night, they had the top 10 craziest valentine card messages. one said, "i knew you were mine when you didn't laugh at the size of my deal." it's a funny way to make a cock joke.
deal by PaperClipper February 20, 2008
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Deal • deal breaker • dealer • dealio • dealie • deal or no deal • deal with it • dealy • dealing • deal rat
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in anal sex or dirty butt sex, this refers to the results of anal sex without properly clearing the rectum of poop. It's a negative term used most often by gay men.
"I'm never gonna hit that again, he gave me a deal!"
"Did you douche your ass man? Last time you gave me a shitty deal"
"You gotta smell it before you poke it cuz he might be ready to serve up a deal all over yo dick."
"Did you douche your ass man? Last time you gave me a shitty deal"
"You gotta smell it before you poke it cuz he might be ready to serve up a deal all over yo dick."
deal by BlkChicago79 April 21, 2006
deal
An endearing way to address one's friend; most often used in urban settings. syns: money, g, b, home skillet, negro
"He seemed to ignore, I said be for real/ She's not even worth it, to go raw deal"
-Ghoshface Killah
-Ghoshface Killah
deal by Scalabrini March 3, 2004
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VERB/NOUN. Originates from the 'cult' television programme 'Deal or No Deal' in the UK. Contestants play a game show and get offered a certain amount of money depending on their progression on which they deal, i.e. take the money, or no deal, i.e. continue playing in the hope of winning more.
This concept has been translated into a sexual scenario where dealing on someone means you wish to sleep with them
This concept has been translated into a sexual scenario where dealing on someone means you wish to sleep with them
Person 1: Mate, what do you think of that bird over there, Deal or No Deal?
Person 2: She's a definite deal, i'd love to tap that shit!
Person 2: She's a definite deal, i'd love to tap that shit!
deal
1. Check out that deal over there
2. I got a deal off that bird. Can be more specific e.g. I got hand deals off that bird or she gave me suck deals
or I woke up this morning with my bird with a boner so I made sure I got a deal off her.
Eg. A: I went to D Place last night.
B: Any deals there?
A: Yeah loads of fit deals
B: Get any deals?
A: Nah, but I put plenty in the bank.
2. I got a deal off that bird. Can be more specific e.g. I got hand deals off that bird or she gave me suck deals
or I woke up this morning with my bird with a boner so I made sure I got a deal off her.
Eg. A: I went to D Place last night.
B: Any deals there?
A: Yeah loads of fit deals
B: Get any deals?
A: Nah, but I put plenty in the bank.
deal by Rivermead_legend May 3, 2005