3 day old ass

what one smells like after not bathing for months, or farting and shitting

she stank of 3 day old ass

i went to lick her pussy, but it smelled of 3 day old ass

by Dan North Cape May March 22, 2007

two day old nigger fuck

This is when you try to go down on your woman and her vagina smells like it has two day old nigger sperm in it

Damn man i went to eat that bitches pussy last night and that shit smelled like two day old nigger fuck! I told her ass to go buy 10 douches!

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Day Old Bagel

A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.

Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.

by TheMightyGregasaurus May 14, 2011

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 20, 2021

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

Danold Duck

A close relation to Donald Duck. It is found in the wild Mexican desert. I is a master of the wae. If you are ever lost you can always ask it for the wae.

Danold Duck knows the way...

by JTDOLAN January 18, 2018