Van Damned

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.

I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!

by Terin of PO January 1, 2009

the Damned

Kickass punk rock band. Formed back in the 70s and still going strong

Neat neat neat, she cant afford a cannon, neat neat neat, she cant afford a gun at all

by Unknown User June 6, 2004

Demographically Damned

When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.

"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011

Shit up to be damned

When an article of clothing and or furniture has been soiled by feces to the point where it cannot be salvaged or cleaned sufficiently for further use.

Eric was so sick with a stomach flu recently, when he sneezed, his pants and the couch were completely shit up to be damned!

by Lance Heston December 27, 2017

Daymien

Daymien is a really hot guy that plays football if you find a Daymien in your life keep him he may be mean at times but trust me keep him he will be your one and only. Daymiens also have love at first sight but they can only keep a girlfriend for a while but not long but if you really get to know him he actually might keep you forever.

Girl 1: look at that kid he's so cute who is he?
Girl 2: Hes my boyfriend his name is Daymien back off bitch hes all mine.

by Hanababy06 October 13, 2019

theatre of the damned

Kino Der Toten as referred to by Richtofen.

Richtofen: Entry 741021! Perhaps the station will hold the key to the real goals of Group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me. But I digress. Who would've thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many stations does this group have? Where did that little girl disappear to? Only time will tell what new questions await us in this...THEATRE OF THE DAMNED!

by Damnits May 24, 2019

Damnesia

Amnesia with Tourettes Syndrome added in. Swearing up a storm and not remembering why.

I don't know why I was swearing last night, must have been damnesia.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008