Little Angels Daycare

The best daycare ever. It's way better than Dino Daycare because they stole ours. They are known for being satanists and having a satanic lair in almost every version. The owners are very nice and kind, especially Nick. The Extracurricular Directors are lovely people and are bad ass and love to lock children up in cages. Next we move onto former staff, Cameron is known for leading the CCC (part of LAD's cult) and they raid places. Emily is very nice and kind and she brings happiness into the daycare wherever she goes.

Little Angels Daycare is great!

by anything goes emilia September 1, 2017

daymare

A seriously bad dream, but experienced during daylight hours.

"I had a nightmare yesterday."

"Oh? At what precise time did this happen?"

"During my afternoon siesta."

"Dude, that wasn't a nightmare. That was a daymare!"

by Colin 100 December 9, 2012

Daycare Drunk

Someone who constantly needs to be babysat when they drink, almost to the point where you won't drink with them.

Joe: Tim wants to go out tonight but he's so much work to drink with
John: Yeah he gets sloppy real quick, fucking daycare drunk, I don't want to have to take care of him all night.
Tim: LETS GET WASTEY

by JusticeZERO June 3, 2016

daycare dick

A extremely small Penis

Ben: Fuck You
Holden: Fuck You
Ben: Shut up wit yo Daycare dick headass
Holden: *Depression occurs* *Leaves*

by LanetheMainMan October 26, 2018

Fortnite Daycare

When you play fortnite with randoms and you are the only one in voice chat who isn’t a child

Videogamedunkey used fortnite daycare as the title of a video of him playing fortnite with children

Person 1: why are there little kids screeching on the voice chat?
Person 2: it’s fortnite daycare

by Mcbenjamin February 24, 2022

Turn your mouth into a daycare centre

When a girl is sucking dick and he cums in her mouth

Boy “I’m going to turn your mouth into a daycare centre”

by Mazinator69 September 10, 2020

daymare

A daymare is similar to a nightmare, except that you have it during the day. A daymare could stem from paying your taxes to having to go to a dreaded job performance review meeting with your boss.

Mark had a daymare when he realized how many job related e-mails he had to reply to.

by PWS27 August 11, 2017