Danse

someone who loves pickles so much, it's almost concerning.

A: I love pickles soo much (moan)
B: ughhh. your such a danse

by roro/ March 14, 2022

dan-dans

Cans of Budweiser. Named after Dan- an alcoholic featured in an episode of the television show "Intervention"- whose drink of choice was cans of Budweiser.

Let's knock back a few dan-dans before the club tonight. I'm trying to bring a girl home and throw her a quick soulja-boy.

by ihatejags January 29, 2009

dans nub

The genetalia of a man you know is lacking in the downstairs department. Therefore it is a nub.

When he pulled down his pants, i knew it was a dans nub.

by Banana potato March 15, 2015

Dans

noun: A creature with an asian man haircut, chinstrap mustache, who shows up at random parties as a human, eventually gets so hammered that all he wants to do is get into a robe, thus establishing himself as "Dans Hefner", and eventually becomes an ape who's only mission is to leave his surroundings in ruins.

verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.

"Dans your drink right now!"

"Just Dans."

"Does anybody know where Dans is?"

"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."

by Dans Hefner April 7, 2009

Dans Car

Dans fuckin car lmao get fucked up call dan and he’ll drive you.

Last night I called dan, and he came in dans car.

by yeshuay September 22, 2018

Danso

A definite and unstoppable man who act like a boss and more likely to be a noble-born or royalty. They are manipulative, but funny sometimes.

Pardon, Prince Danso.

by Asmodeus_ June 8, 2021

Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021