Dansplain

When someone says a string of words (mostly real english words) that almost make sense, but the more you read it, the less sense it makes.

I had to Dansplain to Marjory in a work group text that no one cares her phone battery is low.

by dansplain December 17, 2022

dansplaining

When you explain something others probably know more about because you're inherently a cunt called Dan.

Oh for fucks sake, did he really just start Dansplaining that to me? I need to leave.

by CptSnapankles February 19, 2019

danswanson

a name or phrase commonly printed on attire such as hats, thongs, and t-shirts. known to many in the tri-state area. also just really fun to say.

kid 1: have you seen my new danswanson hat.
kid 2: i heard he's making shoes.!

by evilchinchillamonster March 18, 2007

Danila

A gorgeous young lady. The word Danila can be found on birthday cakes at the Westin, an orientals way of saying Daniela, or just a general nickname. The name is often given to "perfect ten" models who just have the whole package.

Guy 1 - Damn, did you see that hot new girl?
Gay 2 - Wowww thats gotta be a Danila

by Moneece June 14, 2009

dansare

Typically a huge bitch.

Jesus, quit being such a Dansare.

by Joey Kaine February 14, 2014

danflan

An insult regarding to a person acting like a complete headass or dumbass. A danflan is someone who would cheat on their homework then call you an idiot for getting a bad grade on yours.

Josh is such a danflan, he stole those yeezys and is calling me a broke bitch.

by BobbyBobberson September 26, 2017

Dansplain

V. - to explain something very simple in a very long winded nonsensical way so that everyone involved is now utterly confused and questioning why you exist.

It took Dan 30 min to dansplained how to make a PB & J.

by Prank Senatra September 29, 2017