danbob

Typically a man with amazing drumming skills. Also, one who is a very good listener and doesn't bitch back. Passive and slow at times, a danbob always has good intentions.

"Oh man, that Explosions in the Sky drummer is a total danbob!"

"He is late again! What a freakin' danbob."

by YourMoonInTheSky March 22, 2009

Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

by danksauce12 June 22, 2011

dankotomy

Surgical procedure to decrease someones dank to a humane level where there dank side of the force will not threaten government rule.

"yo you here about larocca?"

"nah man wat happened?"
"he was too dank so the man made him get a dankotomy"

by Dankman 400 November 19, 2009

dankable

very tasty stoner food.

this food is hella dankable!

by the dog bitch August 14, 2007

danko jones

A dude that eats prime pussy. Prime not as in the quality of the meal, but rather the quality of the eating. Or any guy with a big tongue, as well.

Origins lie in the disshelved-looking lead singer of the band Danko Jones, and his huge neanderthal tongue.

"Jess says he's a Danko, eh?"
"He pulled a Danko Jones on me the other night. I came 3 times!"

by El_Gordo August 25, 2004

Dankos

1. friends/family
2. the people you are closest to
3. homies

Chilling with my Dankos.

by WhatUpx2 March 25, 2011

danko

Potent batch of marijuana.

This shit from B.C?
Yeah its the danko.

by van.isle chron November 14, 2005