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A small down about an hour away from San Francisco. The average income per household is 114,000 a year but the houses are way overpriced. You have to pay at least 800,000 for a 2,000 sq. foot house. The adults are relatively nice but they will yell at you if you step on their lawn. Most of the kids in Danville go to Diablo Vista, a pretty nice school if you look past the creepy teachers that are 2 million years old. Danville is made up of kind of rich people, rich people, and ehmagardihavesomuchmoneyidon'tknowwhattodo people. The gated community, Blackhawk has absolutely no sidewalks, and is filled with old farts who golf all day and spend their millions on expensive wines that no one will ever drink. There's nothing for teenagers to do in Danville besides steal their parents alcohol and tell everyone at school about it the next day to seem cool. The most fun place for people to hang out is at The Plaza which is kind of like an outlet mall for rich people. The Plaza is notorious for getting rid of stores that are there for over a year. There are at least ten drug dealers in Danville and most of them are teenagers. The teenage girls parade in shorts that are probably more revealing than most thongs and shirts that show off their barely-there cleavage. You'll be lucky to find one decent guy in Danville. most Danvillians worship rap and most of the white boys pretend to be black by sagging and saying nigga every five seconds.
Girl 1: Ohmygooodddd. There's nothing to do in Danville.
Girl 2: Hey let's go to the plaza. There's a great plastic surgery place there.
Boy 1: Sup mah niggas? What are you bitches doin taday?
Girl 1: We're going to the plaza.
Boy 1: Coo. After, do ya wanna come to my place to smoke some weed?
Girl 2: Sure. There's nothing else to do.
Danville by justgetmeoutofthisplace September 3, 2012

Miss Deville 

One of the Toughest! Baddest!Indy female wrestlers of all time! stunningly sexy and full of charisma! Miss DeVille is proving that she's a force to be reckoned with in the Women's Division of the sport. This a wrestler who is well-versed in technical and high-flying combat. Don't let the boa's and break dancing fool you...this lady is the real deal when she hits the wrestling ring!
Yo, Miss Deville kicks ass!
Did you guys see Miss Deville steal the show? Man shes awesome!
Miss Deville by CaptianSpock December 25, 2007
the town that supports the gangsta' rap industry. populated primarily by upper class whites who drive late-model german cars.
Greenbrooks the toughest neighborhood in Danville, mein.
Danville by pitboss February 24, 2006

Dansville 

City in South Central Michigan, notorious for its working class population and distinctive culture and mannerisms. Home of Wrong Brothers and Messed Up Wreckords.
"Go ahead and go to Mason, but stay the hell out of Dansville!"
"At least I didn't date a guy from Dansville!"
Dansville by Illegal Alien December 9, 2004

hoop-deville 

They was rollin like 7 deep in the hoop-deville
hoop-deville by DUB SOLJA October 17, 2003

Monte Vista Highschool, danville 

A school full of wiggers and drunk whores
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
"Man lets go to Monte Vista Highschool, danville to pick up some bops!
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"

Margarita Deville 

When an older woman drinks a frozen concauction right from her blender while driving a Cadillac Deville down the street.
She had nothing to do for the afternoon, so she fired up her blender and went out for a Margarita Deville.
Margarita Deville by dcubb June 16, 2008