Häagen-Dazsed

When you marry a skinny girl and she chunks up after the wedding.

Dang have you seen John's wife in Instagram? A man got straight up Häagen-Dazsed!

by Volt220 August 26, 2019

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Daisied

To place one's face between the breasts of a female while she shimmies. The act of receiving a boobie slap in the face.

Female version of getting Donald'ed (cock slap)

Did you just donald me? Don't make me daisy you!!!

Last night, my girl daisied me so good, she broke my glasses!

by MSPB June 8, 2011

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daised • daisey • Dassed • daisee • Daisette • daased • daise • daisea • Daisean • daiselys

daisydejun

daisydejun is a wonderful kpop fanpage who is kind, humble, and speaks facts. one of the few fanpages we stan

"omg have you seen daisydejuns recent post?" "yeah he's so cool, i have a lot of respect for him. their my fav mutual"

by stansvt April 30, 2021

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daiserie

Fan of Daisy, people who loves them, support faem and look up to her!

Ash is a daiserie, xe loves daisy a lot!
Xia is obsessed with Daisy. She must be a daiserie!

by daisy4president August 29, 2021

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Tricia’n Through the Daises

That one friend you have that no matter how many times you explain something to her she gets lost. Also known as an extreme blonde. Pot head like symptoms. You still can’t help but love her.

Mike: How is it that you are still lost in this conversation? We’ve already explained it ten times

Tisha: Don’t mind her. She’s just Tricia’n through the daises.

by XxTwooxX October 9, 2018

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