Father: Come on kiddo! Say "Daddy"!
Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?
Father: ................
Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?
Father: ................
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011
A father who his child can rely on. He hugs and jokes and treats his family with respect, caring for the child, making sure that they want to live and keep them from harm from others and their selves. He listens to his child, he cares for their interests and never laughs at their mistakes. He understands his child's dream and ambitions and would go out of his way to help them reach this. He never puts money at a higher importance, and knows that he cannot buy love.
Above all, he will not hurt his daughter.
Above all, he will not hurt his daughter.
by Sonisphere December 29, 2011
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by Milo Crybaby May 06, 2020
where are you?
by One Big Mistake April 29, 2019
The often overlooked and underappreciated parental figure. Just because he didnt give birth to you doesnt mean he can't love you the same, or more than a mother can. Also, whats up with the husband getting a 3000 dollar ring for the wife, on mothers day, and the wife getting the husband a 2 dollar tie for fathers day?
Dads have it rough. Having to be placed in the deadbeat dad category whenever you screw up really sucks. (Although some dads really do suck big time, like those ones that just run off, and leave the mother with a pregnant baby, and take absolutely no responsibility at all. They suck.
by you want to know who wrote this that badly? June 01, 2005
1. The guy who never came back from the store
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues
1. "Hey mom when will dad bring the milk back."
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"
by That one depressed emo kid in April 01, 2020