d-d-do you mind?

Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.

Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?

by Da Jesus April 28, 2005

I thought you'd be bigger

a satement after you meet someone who was built up as a larger than life mythical figure, who really looks ordinary.

I thought you'd be bigger. Gee, I've never heard that one before

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

I Knew You'd Trade in 300

A phrase used to let others know they've traded sides, i.e. committed treason. This word developed from the blockbuster motion picture 300.

The acts of treason committed by the hunchback traitor Ephialtes stem from his rejection to join the Spartan Military. His morbid anger leads him to join sides with the Persians, thus trading sides in 300.

This phrase is highly adaptable in modern day sense. Whenever someone you see commits an act of treason, betrayal, or pure stupidity, respond hastily with "I knew you'd trade in 300."

Let's say you call Shotgun and Pit steals it from you anyway. You're too borderline blackout drunk to even want to argue with Pit. So, instead of arguing with him, you simply say..."I knew you'd trade in 300."

by Lyle Kasher January 5, 2010

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?

If someone says fuck you say "Oh you'd like that wouldn't you". Then the person will regret it and you would've made them embarrassed and then you have won life.

Hey you wanna here a pussy joke?

Sure

Nvm you wouldn't get it

Fuck You

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?

*embarrassed*

by JAG SOPPAR November 12, 2021

You've Been Fuck You'd

When you unplug/turn off something and make it look like it isn't working and someone else rages and destroys the object, and it was just unplugged

"I unplugged it"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCK YOU'D"

- Angry grandpa

by anonymous March 1, 2020

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

put you d

put you d — put you on

" let me put you d with this girl “

by aubmarie.__ February 6, 2022