Carissa

A Carissa is all woman - the most gorgeous in the world. Heart-racingly gorgeous. Striking. More hot than beautiful, even. An amazing person - the most amazing woman in the world - and she doesn't even flaunt it. A Carissa is extremely rare because she is that hard-to-find whole package: beautiful, smart, kind, tall, and great sense of humor, with a hot body and huge chest. Plus she knows how to have fun. The best friend you will ever have - loyal as hell. A stunning, tall, witty, perfect woman who drives guys crazy; she's also the strongest and most courageous woman you've ever met. That perfect babe who no one can put down; she's gorgeous & sexy as hell with a charismatic, phenomenal personality. Her big brown eyes are the most enchanting ever seen. If you meet a Carissa, you will fall in love. Clearly it's hard to find Carissas, you may only ever meet one or two in your life, so when you meet one you had better get her before somebody else does.

Dude 1: That Carissa's looking fineeeeee.

Dude 2: Man, I know.
....
Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!

Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wowww....

by Ava2032444 June 2, 2018

Darren Criss

A self proclaimed hobbit with triangle eyebrows and pink sunglasses, loved by many known for things such as A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel, written and produced by the production company "Team Starkid" which is comprised of himself and his friends from college...and Glee.

He also likes to make seemingly innocent words such a "duet" and "vote" mean sex, and he is a life ruiner: raising the expectations of girls everywhere so high that lesser men can no longer compare.

It's a Darren Criss Sex Riot!

by Aerynae August 6, 2011

Chrissy boy

A person who has a fucked up mentality and likes to accuse people of being together for no reason.

I think Chris needs to grow up and stop being a Chrissy boy.

by Guan er August 5, 2016

Cariss

On the outside a happy, kind, funny, pretty girl who cares a bit too much and wants to help out as much as she can. On the inside she sometimes can take things to seriously and gets worked up and upset over tiny things. Might have anxiety and never feels good about her self even though she is beautiful.

Person one: did u see her?!
Person two: yeah, her names cariss and she’s just amazing

by car1ss March 30, 2019

Carissa

The one that you love the most no matter her actual name, she’s the one that got away and you’d do anything to get her back but you know deep down you can’t but you’ll still try for her even when she gets someone new.

I really miss my Carissa I can’t believe I let her get away💔

by Drewsickle June 22, 2018

Chrissy

A beautiful girl. Always in a relationship. Should keep her if you have her and if you lost her you lost a diamond! Don't f**k with her cause if you do she'll make you regret it big time. May be kind of a flirt but when she does love it's the best thing in the world.

"Man I should've told Chrissy how I felt"

by Koreankieran August 28, 2016

Chrissy Crumble

A phrase Used by strangers things’ fans to describe being air lifted by a villain called Vecna and get all of your bones broken and shattered.

I started screaming when Vecna did the Chrissy crumble on max

by Howling winds July 2, 2022