cybernetic organisim

A bullshit paradox

Hey, check out my new Jumbo Shrimp! That's just a cybernetic organisim.

by Miros December 23, 2003

CyberPestilence

your computer is so infected with viruses that it has a CPU MeltDown

Dude 1: Weren't we supposed to chat with Joe last night.
Dude 2: Yeah but he was suffering from CyberPestilence.
Dude 1: tough luck.

by 44 Magnum August 2, 2008

cyberped

usually an older man who tries to molest younger kids (usually 5-13) over the internet

you homo ass cyberped, i cant believe you're doing this over the internet. you're prolly too scared to try this in real life

by sirrswagg February 6, 2009

cybernetically engineered individual

a character in a novel created by the author

Stan carried around the characters from the novel he was writing on a 2-gig memory stick, characters who were always changing and evolving, always, as he was so fond of saying, cybernetically engineered individuals.

by yalebno June 17, 2010

Cyberets dysfunction

A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.

Ward commented on a sports blog at:

Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?

Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..

Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!

Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!

Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!

Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!

by PureEvilOne February 23, 2011

CyberneTics

Web infesting Wildlife creatures Grumous Vacuumus Acarina or Bloody Sucky ParaSites. Wildlife inlcudes Horses, Phish, Bugs, Worms and Virusees. The term is often used to include the related non-Clingon genus Avarice Probiscus or Greedy Nosy type (Spam/Scam/Spoof/Spy)

High SPF*Ware helps protect against CyberNeTics.
*(secure/private/fortified).

Surf the web unprotected and you'll end up with a CyberNeTic infestation like the Trouble with Tribbles.

by BerlyMo March 27, 2012

cyberpeeps

combines cyber and people to make cyberpeeps meaning those (friends and/or acquaintances) who communicate online or use electronic devices; online friends

Let me introduce you to my cyberpeeps: Debbie, Bob, and Jack. We e-mail and text.

by scribbler April 21, 2014