A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".
Origin: Discovery Channel
Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.
Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.
Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
Origin: Discovery Channel
Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.
Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.
Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."
Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."
You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"
Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"
You - "NOOOOO!!!"
Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."
You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"
Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"
You - "NOOOOO!!!"
by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009
Get the Cuddlefish mug.Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.
I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.
by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014
Get the cuttlefishing mug.1. a person who always scuttles or scampers apparently for no good reason.
2. a person who is always in haste.
2. a person who is always in haste.
by uttam maharjan October 2, 2012
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To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.
To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.
by Wirey_Squirey November 29, 2015
Get the Cuttlefishing mug.1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.
2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.
3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.
4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.
2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.
3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.
4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.
1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.
2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.
3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.
4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?
2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.
3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.
4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?
by Cuddlefish Snugglefuck December 17, 2008
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by DLuke November 3, 2007
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