Crutchie

the stalking legend. the human embodiment of passive aggressiveness. has been stalking you for months even though you've never said a word to each other. stalking somebody at this very moment.

part of a secret society. obsessed with five year old boys who like sharks. has an overflowing blackmail folder. is obsessed with the difference between who's and whose.

Andrew Keenan Bolger parody. nonexistent ego. extremely self conscious. professional singer and dancer.

has an emotionally fulfilling sticker for every occasion. you can trust her with anything and she will always be there for you. the best honorary little sister you'll ever find.

Person 1:
There goes Crutchie, she's so cool, I want to be friends with her.

*jumps up from behind you*

Crutchie:
Sure, lemme just polish my blackmail folder on you and stalk you for a while first.

by gayoldersibling May 22, 2022

culchies

a groupchat of irish people who are “well known” funniest irish people known to man they also go to a lot of concerts, loved by some hated by others but overall they’re big ra heads #tal

jc:up the culchies! do you know the culchies i’ve just started learning about them
ryan:yeah i know the culchies..too well sometimes they make themselves very known

by Ryanmeaney1 April 6, 2020

cuntchies

An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.

I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

culchie

Somebody who lives in the Irish countryside. This word is used exclusively by jackeens, and so in fact means anyone from outside Dublin.

Fuck off ya culchie!

Up yours jackeen!

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

cuchie cutters

when a women wears pants or shorts that are pulled up to tight

Like a chick who's wearing work out wear ( spandex) that's pulled up way too tight -- cuchie cutters

by chakadon November 1, 2009

Cunchies

instead of having the munchies, its having the crave to eat pussy

damn, i'm having major cunchies right now, where the pussy at?

by natedoggggggggggggggggggggggg January 2, 2012

cuchie man

Commonly known as a black man that desires pussy

ya couchie man dun dat babes like a pine apple smellin turkey.

by Jorgo kalo May 13, 2005