Custody of the police or a puzzle factory.
While the police are busy taking the guy with the Madonna tattoo on his chest into custody, nobody is paying attention to the girl with the Elvis riding a dragon tattoo on her chest, saying that if she flexes her muscles that somebody needs to bring her some toilet paper so she can wipe the dragon's ass. She should also be taken into custody, are people going to let her get away with that?
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Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
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"Why don't you and Darren spend Christmas together? You've been dating for 5 years!"
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"Oh, I still have a custody hangover."
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