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King Cupcake

The ultimate cupcake. Characterized by a strange combination of emo and hipsterness, with an uncontrollable tendency to flirt with every korean girl encountered, often 2-3 at a time.

The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.

A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).
"WOW, what a huge cupcake Howard P is. He is always trying to mack on little AZN (asian) girls and wears fruity red designer pants. He truly is the King Cupcake"
by Cupcake Understudy July 7, 2008
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cupcake life

a phrase describing the life or living conditions of someone who has lived accustomed to safety and security, usually from an early age, relatively free from most of the hardships and forms of stress that are experienced by a majority of people. A person who has had a cupcake life may start out with built-in advantages, yet struggle to maintain or get ahead when called upon to fend for him/herself.
Kevin complains that he has to work and pay his own bills. It's no surprise that he grew up having a cupcake life in which he was supported by his parents and lived comfortably in the suburbs.
by D.S. Credito April 7, 2015
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Cupcakke

A rapper from Illinois who went viral after her song "Deepthroat" ("Hump me, fuck me / daddy better make me choke") became popular in Vine compilations. Her lyrics are over-the-top in their sexual nature, as well as just about everything she does (she refers to her fans as "slurpers").
I was a slurper of Cupcakke before she was cool.
by Araragi April 17, 2017
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Cupcakke

the freakiest and funniest female rapper to ever exist in 21st century. she saves d1€k by giving it CPR. she says that his d1€k is smaller than his feet toes, so she finna ride a squiward nose
cupcakkes song cpr goes: Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous
TIIIIIGHT
im here to serve you costumer service
RIIIIGHT
by 2cool2cool4skool December 18, 2021
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Cupcake

by AmongUs el sussus April 29, 2021
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Tums Cupcake

A word a bunch of smut muffins came up with to insult someone really cool. Nobody is really sure of the exact definition, but it seems to be used to express some sort of sexual interest.
Smut muffin: "hey bro, you're a tums cupcake!"
Cool person: "oh... Ok" *continues eating lunch*
by Swankswagmuffin January 8, 2012
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frosting her cupcakes

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.
She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.
by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010
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