Contrapiphany

An epiphany or sudden realization that is contrary or against the logical conclusion one is building up to.

Having a vision of all the villains he has defeated, all the lives he has saved, and all of the good deeds he has done, Clark Kent has a contrapiphany and decides to become a hot dog vendor (who can fly).

by fikemine June 11, 2011

Cuntrama

Drama only a cunt could make. Usually blown out of proportion. So much Drama the white girls will say " I can't even"

Dave: "did you hear the Cuntrama in the hallway during lunch?

Steve: dude the entire school heard that crap.

by Kaybul April 8, 2015

Cuntapult

A ballistic device used to fling annoying cunts a great distance.

"Put that cunt on the cuntapult and fling her into the sea."

by Snizzi Numbchucks April 11, 2015

Cuntrarian

Rejecting or opposing popular opinion and denying reality by being a complete and utter cunt.

Donald Trump is a cuntrarian fucker isn't he?

by Fulton Starkweather September 30, 2018

cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

by Azeroth April 14, 2003

Cuntraband

Contraband stored in the vagina.

The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.

Charlotte hoped to get across the border. She was carrying cuntraband: two rather mangy hens and a dachshund named Colin.

by Coraline Mae September 28, 2012

cuntwrap supreme

A colorful way of calling someone an obnoxious bitch.

You're being a cuntwrap supreme... with extra sour cream.

by katiej88 November 12, 2007