Cuntpany

Any individual or group in your presence that is hateful, hurtful, acting like a cunt/cunts, bad company.

It’s not your fault you feel so bad when you talk to them, they’re just bad company- cuntpany.

by Instabibliophile February 10, 2020

Cuntuppance

A particularly nasty person's karmic due. (Cunt + Comeuppance)

Darren is such a bastard, he deserved his cuntuppance

by GetMonet January 13, 2022

Cuntuppance

When karma does it’s thing to some cunt in relation to an undisclosed number of prior cunty deeds and their day becomes somewhat unjolly to them but jolly to you.

Sinclair got his cuntuppance this morning when the cat puked on the top stair and the dog shat at the bottom of the stairs. And found the water was cut off. And there was no cleaning product in the house.

by zeeedeee August 10, 2022

combat custodian

Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.

Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?

Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!

by SteeltoedLoafers January 1, 2011

cosmic custodian

One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.

As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...

by Sonder Life September 15, 2019

Custodian

A fucking janitor you walnuts

Jeff: the custodian looks like a janitor
Fred: you fucking egg

by Walnutman May 29, 2018

Cutopia

An imaginary place where all the cutest chicks came from.

Sam: Hello Sarah, thanks for the add. How's your day?
Sarah: Hi handsome, I'm fine.
Sam: So... where are you from?
Sarah: Oh I'm from Sydney, Australia, where all the Koalas live ^^
Sam: Haha, really? You don't look like your are from there...
Sarah: How come?
Sam: Because you are soooooo cute from the photo, I thought you are from Cutopia :P
Sarah: *shy*

by gadgetfish July 17, 2009