Noah Centipede

Noah Centipede is an actor who appeared in ‘To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before’ and ‘Sierra Burgess Is a Loser’ and ‘The Perfect Date’. He is not a good actor as he plays the same character over and over again. His personality is like a tiktok weirdo, giving off jacob sartorius vibes. He doesn’t have the looks, or jawline either. We can’t stan.

“Ugh, did you see the new movie that Noah Centipede is in?”. “Noah Centipede is cancelled”.

by theoneandonlygenius April 28, 2019

Cuntitude

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.

Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.

by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011

human centipede

Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.

Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.

by swiss beets April 30, 2010

Human Centipede

A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.

Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.

Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!

by MikeyZbitch October 19, 2012

cuntitude

A cunty or cuntish attitude.

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!

by J April 1, 2005

Human Centipede Style

A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.

they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style

by mrbobcheese June 13, 2016

Human Centipede

How to get annoying people to shut up.

Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen

by Masolina October 21, 2010