Cuntfish

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

cuntclusion

When common sense goes into a female ear, along with fact and reason going into her other ear, what is then spewed out of her mouth is irrational rubbish.

"Hey honey, do you want to stick around tonight? I have several of my girlfriends coming over for cheap wine and convo," says Nadine. "No thanks hun, I can't imagine the cuntclusions several drunk women will come with when discussing the crap you do. I'd rather help my friend move in subzero temperatures than hang out with you on girl's night," says Brad.

by skiNorthFace January 25, 2014

cuntfloss

Pubic hair that is found between your teeth after oral sex with a female

Guy said "I wish she had shaved, now I have a mouth full of cuntfloss"

by mboy September 8, 2007

Cuntfusing

When a woman (or occasionally a man) is bitchily confusing. And fat.

Cuntfusion, cuntfused

"Man, Sally is really cuntfusing today! "
"Bob really cuntfused me yesterday! "

by Cuntator May 31, 2016

cuntfussing

making a fuss about something so insignificant it don't really effect anyone or anything

oh stop cuntfussing. its just a toothpick

by BackWood Lover1 April 18, 2018

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 19, 2003

cuntfused

Whenever a man simply doesn't know how to react to a woman because of her completely irrational behaviour, he is cuntfused.

"She screamed about how because I was five minutes later than usual, I'm cheating on her. I am so cuntfused right now.

by Bigblueburd May 22, 2016