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Sir Cuntalot

An cunt of extreme proportions!

Predominantly male and that antagonises more than one individual at a time.
Rob: Was J-Bizzle bragging about doing a cleveland steamer at the weekend?

Steve: What? Nooo?

Rich: He hasn't shut up about it, he acts like a right Sir Cuntalot all the time now.
by Holbeach Legend August 17, 2006
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Hairy Cuntaloupe

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.
My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."
by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009
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Cuntaloon

Some body that is a such a cunt that it becomes looney to try to reason with them in any way shape or form as reality is not part of their world.
I tried to deal with her but after five minutes she went cuntaloon on me

Holy crap did you talk to that cuntaloon?!?!?

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cunt
bitch
by Yrpuler August 3, 2011
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Cuntivore

-Noun-

1.A person whose main dietary substance comes from the consumption of the female sexual organ (i.e. thevagina).

2. A person who eats a lot of pussy.
Chuck ate 13 servings of juicy pussy yesterday. Chuck is a total cuntivore.
by Chris_despises_Taylor January 1, 2009
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Cuntaloids

A gaggle of teenaged girls that roam a mall looking for teenaged boys they can get to spend all their hard earned money on them by purchasing mallfood and trinkets under the disillusion of possible pussy access, to then abandon them when the mall closes without a penny, and no pussy access.
David and Ronny blew all the money they made cleaning yards at the senior citizen trailer park on these Cuntaloids at the mall, and did not even have the money to catch the city bus to go home and masterbate.
by Aeryck October 23, 2004
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cuntasorous

friend 1: omg i can't believe our spanish teacher gave us another pop quiz!

friend 2: i know! she's such a cuntasorous
by mjb7 March 1, 2009
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Cuntalope

A person who has a giant vagina hole, one so big you could fit your god damn cantalope in it!
"I saw Caitlin last night."
"Did you see the cuntalope?"
"YEAH! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!"
by Big bear fish boy April 15, 2009
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