Cuntajitis

When you perform oral sex on a female and get gingivitis.

Dude I went down on her, and got cuntajitis

by KUNTAJIS J March 29, 2016

Cunticitor

(Plural) Cunticitors
Person or persons in the legal profession who shows scant regard for their client, unless chasing payment or debt.

"My cunticitor has fucked off on holiday and I have no idea what is going on with my case, he only ever calls when he wants money from me"

by TheDispatcher January 26, 2010

enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.

"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."

by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011

cuntuality

The condition of being characterised and distinguished by the cunt.

Concern with or interest in cuntual activity.

Cuntual character or potency.

Joe's cuntuality is above that of the average cunt.

by TheWrongun May 8, 2006

cutality

the state of being totally and incredibly cute

those beady eyes, soft fur...man that cat is cutality!

by smurfettz May 22, 2006

cuntacide

The act of unsuccessfully attempting to take one's life. The cuntacide attempt is typically a pathetic ploy for attention by someone wildly unpopular and mean (i.e. a cunt).

Damn, can you believe Jennifer pulled a cuntacide in Ohio at a sweepstakers convention?

by Krys666 July 20, 2007

cuntact

Cuntact is unwanted or undesirable contact, as done by one who "cunts" the cuntacted party.

Can you pick up some Off Deep Woods brand insect repellent while youre out? The mosquitoes are still getting inside and making cuntact.

by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011