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Cuntcedes

A high class cunt; often not as valuable as is believed, and very expensive to maintain.
"She's the cuntcedes of cunts, the worst kind of cunt!"
by yeastinfectionbakery October 24, 2012
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Cuntincidence

noun

1. A shady bitch doing, wearing, saying or attending the same thing shortly after learning, hearing, watching YOU do, say or announce something and then acting as if they had no clue, or like it was their original idea all along.

2. A cuntrified jackhole using other people's material without giving proper credit.
Example: It was no cuntincidence that whore showed up thirty minutes after they checked in on Facebook.

Synonyms: serenstupidy, accident my ass, fake as fuck.
by Nit-Witty January 3, 2014
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Cuntarded

A retarded cunt
A very naive and uneducated female who keeps on making stupid decisions. Having a messed up attitude all the time. For no reason. Even though it's not that time of the month.
How's Stacey Doing?

Well still cuntarded as ever
by Oakysgirl February 16, 2019
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cuntadelic

An adjective describing a cunt-act that not only slaps you on the face, but yanks down your pants and buggers you mercilessly with a cricket bat as well. It introduces entirely new and original dimensions of cuntery into an already nasty cunt-like thing/person/act.
Hey did you see that post trAse made about me on itm? Fucking cuntadelic man. TOTALLY CUNTADELIC.
by becy December 27, 2004
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Cuntache

Mustache that acquires sexual relations.
Great cuntache dude!
by Allexandrovich October 25, 2015
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Cuntarded

(Cun•tar•did)

1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.

2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.
Example for Definition 1;

Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.

Example for Definition 2;

Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.
by JustMe2904514216 December 16, 2011
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cuntache

Defines the perfect mustache to help men acquire sexual relations with women.
Dude, nice cuntache!
by Allexandrovich October 26, 2015
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