Cunted

The result of getting fucked and bred so relentlessly and violently by a big cock that makes a fags asshole become a sloppy cunt. Completely removing any last shred of masculinity they had left.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear Adam got cunted the other night"?
Person B: "Yeah she goes by Abby now, she's a total girly cock addicted faggot"

by Sissy Kelsi February 4, 2019

Canked

U.S. Military slang, meaning cancelled summarily.

My leave was canked last week.

by PJNevada March 24, 2009

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

crunked

A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.

Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.

And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.

by restin256 February 27, 2005

conked out

1) To suddenly be in a state of fully functioning to non-functioning.

1)We drank until we puked and then we all conked out.
3)I heard a pop come from the blender right before it conked out.

by Jacob Perrotta December 28, 2004

Cunted Cunt

Ann Coulter, a self proclaimed bigot, who is everything that is wrong with America. It is people like her that stop real progress and change in America while spreading lies and hate.

Son: "Hey dad, what are you reading"

Dad: "...Slander, by Ann Coulter"

Son: "No! Dad, not that cunted cunt!"

by birkenstock wearing treehugger November 21, 2009

crunked

Being stoned and drunk at the same time. (Drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana)

You are at a party smoking joints and drinking beer/mixed drinks.

by rdd September 27, 2004