cumsnatch

A hole in your body which can be fucked. Or a dorky/nerdy/geeky kid, a hoe. Or just a funny word.

Thats right I fucked that cumsnatch in my comaro.

by Adam the filthy cumsnathing whore November 13, 2007

Cumsquat

When a female squats down after being cream pied and squirts said cream pie out of her

I screwed Becky last night for 3 hours and finally blew my load and she jumped off me and did a cumsquat.

by Mommylj January 28, 2026

Louisiana Cumsquat

A Louisiana cumsquat is when you’re checking your fantasy team while doing a squat at the gym, when all of a sudden you realize you might have a chance of winning your league this year so you produce an excess of semen as a result of your recent findings.

The gym staff had to clean up my Louisiana Cumsquat after I found out Saquon Barkley scored the touchdown I desperately needed.

by treyisverygood September 3, 2021

Benefit cumsnatch

A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)

That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits

by dreadcore July 21, 2023