Cump

A word that can take the place of any other word known to human kind. Generally used by those of the 2011 class of B.H.S. Its main purpose is to sound extremely perverted yet have no real meaning of its own.
Yesterday i cumped a cow on my way to school
The teacher said," no cumping in the hallways"
Cump you, you mother-cumper!
by Cole! September 05, 2008
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An offensive expression used to describe an imperceptive action performed by someone.
"Bill shot himself in the leg with a shotgun"

"What a cump"
by Carnage44 April 22, 2008
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When a males cum is lumpy.
Omg last night i slept with this guy and he totally jizzed in my mouth, man that guy had cump, i almost heaved.
by K-LAJOY January 11, 2010
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Abbreviation of "cum pump". A cum pump is the final thrust prior to cumming inside someone
Shit man, what a cump i alomost broke the bed!
by fantasticfoxy October 13, 2009
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After someone had ejaculated in your anus and you attempt you trump, it produces a cum bubble called a cump.
Generous John had me bent over and splaffed in my anus, he pulled out too fast causing me to trump and I cumped.
by Generous John October 12, 2015
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Noun/Verb: The act of jacking-off (To cum) whilst taking a shit (a dump).
Cum+Dump = Cump

*Different from Cleveland Steamer in that a Cleveland Steamer is performed with a partner; a cump is usually performed alone, on the toilet.
When I get home, I'm gonna take a mean-ass cump
by Mr. Human September 02, 2007
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When a man has not been laid in a very long time, and shoots a dump-sized load on his sexual partner.
Man, I hadn't gotten any in so long, I took a serious cump all over Kelly's back.
by mograbs May 30, 2011
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