cumjackulate

(read to self in the voice of danny devito. )

30 min after pounding off and your jizz coma sticks the lips of your cock together, you try to rock a piss, but your dicklips wont open so your bellend swells and expands with piss to the point of a massive explosion from the dicklips of your meat hammer known only as a cumjackulation.(cumjackulate)

this morning i pounded off then went to school and tried to rock a piss, but my big black dicklips exploded in a cumjackulation all over the urinal, leaving piss and strings of pisscum everywhere. fuck janitors. AND nigger cooks! i just said fuckit, and cranked out a gnarly chud in the tard urinal.(cumjackulate)

by chompy the bird with teeth January 18, 2013

cumback

When you're wanking over porn and about to cum and your mum walks in and you have to hold it in.

*Tom cums on the wall*

toms hot mom: Tom why didn't you have a cumback?

by scarredshadow March 8, 2008

cumsack glitterballs

A sex move in which glitter is stuck onto the penis using a sperm adhesive. After the glitter is attached, a person proceeds to give the glitter-covered penis a blowjob.

I stole all of the glitter from the Glitter Factory to have some cumsack glitterballs with a daytime hooker.

by ChodeDogLover69 January 13, 2016

cumback

When an out of work pornstar returns for an encore performance, for $500.

This week Bunny Blu makes her cumback.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

cumback

When one's penis is so long it hits the spot in the beginning of the throat causing her to throw the cum up.

Cindy had a cumback yesterday from Stephen it was nice!

by Ballow Boy August 7, 2006

cumsack

A piece of shit person that fucks a lot of girls.

" That guy is such a cumsack

by rylee043 March 26, 2017

Cumback

A mexican whore

Eva Mendes is such a cumback, she's always getting naked in her filims!

by Wetback101 February 26, 2011