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cumpuppy

A male that masturbates for extended periods of time.
That little cumpuppy has been in his room all night!
by txcumpuppy June 10, 2013
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Cumcur

A play on the word 'concur'.

To approve of or agree with any sexual reference or act.

Started by a large group of Twilight fans while reading the fan fiction Under the Apple Tree in which "I concur." became a popular saying, which later transformed into "I cumcur."
Fuck, I want those fingers inside of me. UNF! -- I cumcur.
by Sic Transit25 September 8, 2010
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Cumcussion

Usually occurring during make-up sex after a lengthy, petty argument with a woman you are involved with, or any other time when a woman has been irrational.

Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.

Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.

The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.
"The girls are here! But they're an hour late, we're missing the 1st quarter."
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"
by Mister Muff June 23, 2016
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Cumcumber

A talking butterfly. Most commonly seen when you are high on dope, but can sometimes be seen after smoking terrible weed.
"Is that what I think it is?" Mr. Happy asked.
"OH MY GOD, A CUMCUMBER!" Mr. High answered.
"Be my friend..." the Cumcumber lures.
by Miss Happy January 8, 2009
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cum cup

a girl that has sex with a lot of guys. hooker
1. You fucking cum cup. You fucked everyguy on the block..
2. Yo, that girl fucked the whole school.. She is a fucking cum cup.
by Derty-E July 27, 2006
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cumpuppy

A young boy usually 9 to 14 who's body has just reached the stage of functional reproduction. The ability to reproduce is unknown to that person or anyone else. Accidental pregnancies came occur at this age very easily because of lack of knowledge of potency.
Did you hear about Cody's little brother? I guess the little cumpuppy got a girl pregnant.
by Guido1 March 4, 2008
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Cumupin

An English dessert. Often used in the context of claiming revenge.
Bloody Alexia will get her Cumupins. That shitfaced, uncivil supervisor.
by ThatsR!ght. October 29, 2008
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